New Pokémon: The Dapper Trio

The dapper trio

 

 

Following my last Pokémon appropriation, I now present the Dapper Trio. I imagine if the Dapper Trio were real, the Pokédex would read something like this…

The Dapper Trio, the evolved form of Dugtrio. The Dapper Trio is a ground Pokémon who specialises in looking smart and proper all the time. This well-groomed Pokemon prefers a scotch on rocks and cigar to fighting but when provoked it digs through the ground and strikes the unsuspecting foe from an unexpected direction.

Advertisements